I just want to make a list of the worst things, movies or TV series, that really make me regret wasting time watching them. And yes, I’m also wasting time writing this list, but I’m hoping to reach someone that won’t make the same mistake as me…

Parthenope (2024) – 137 minutes long
I never likes Sorrentino’s movies in the first place, but this is spectacularly awful. A bad Dolce&Gabbana’s commercial. The main actress can’t act. Half star only for Stefania Sandrelli and the prosthetics team for their work on that giant baby.

I don’t even want to waste time translating this: Sorryntino fa la più lunga pubblicità di Dolce&Gabbana, riempiendola di frasi a effetto che avrebbe scritto una tredicenne su tumblr. E intanto Gary Oldman non fa altro che piangere a Napoli.

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Limonov: the ballad (2024) – 133 minutes long
I always had this theory: it’s impossible to make a bad movie that takes place in New York in the 70s. Overly refuted theory.

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Our Idiot Brother (2011) – 90 minutes long
My fault, I trusted the cast.

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Chocolat (2016) – 119 minutes long
Very forgettable movie, looks like one of those TV movies made for racist old women to make them feel less racist.

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Total: 479 minutes. Almost 8 hours. I want to cry.

Please, if you disagree in any way, reach out to me, let’s talk about it. Maybe I get something out of this.